Saving the world with meals on wheels

You've swallowed a planet!!!

Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.